35+ Teacher Pick Up Lines To improve your game in 2024

You can't go wrong with a funny teacher pick up line. One of the best ways to impress someone early is to show some interest and knowledge of their profession, and these pick up lines achieve that in one fell swoop.

Once that's done, all that's left is to be yourself. Remember, pick up lines are just about getting someone's attention and making them want to talk to you. Get past that part, and the rest is smooth sailing. You can let the chemistry do the talking for you.

This is the time to amplify your best qualities. Teachers have the most intense work schedules of any profession, so they want to be entertained and charmed. If you're not bringing it, they'll lose interest. Don't feel intimidated -- it's all about trying and getting better at it with experience. In no time, you'll be getting smiles and laughs everywhere you go.

Here are some great pick up lines. You can use these with anyone from a gym teacher to a math teacher and everyone in between.

1. I'll climb up the rope in record time if it means getting to you (for the gym teacher).

   
   

2. Talk to me in iambic pentameter (for the English teacher).

   
   

3. Teach me all about how the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell (for the biology teacher).

   
   

4. Would you feel different about me if you saw my report card and it had straight F's?

   
   

5. I promise I'll be the star pupil in your life.

   
   

6. Can I use the scientific method on you? (For the science teacher.)

   
   

7. If you were a novel, I bet you'd be the best novel in the world (for the English teacher.)

   
   

8. Want me to solve for your hypotenuse?

Go with a cute one if you think that's what they'll like. You can generally tell if someone appreciates cute things, or if they want someone more serious. It's essential to pick the right teacher pick up lines before sending.

1. I'll make you want to go out, even on a school night.

   
   

2. You can treat me like a naughty school boy all you want.

   
   

3. Let's roleplay: you're the substitute teacher and I've been bad.

   
   

4. I think if we mix our colors together we can come up with a really beautiful hue (for the art teacher).

   
   

5. I'm getting a real fin de siècle vibe from our encounters (for the history teacher).

   
   

6. My embouchure is as hard as a French horn for you (for the music teacher).

   
   

7. Can you name the angles involved in various bedroom positions? (For the geometry teacher.)

   
   

8. Let's conduct some experiments and make something go boom tonight (for the science teacher).

   
   

9. I want to study and map your topography so bad (for the geography teacher).

   
   

Some teachers prefer a little more formality. If you're getting that vibe, don't go with these flirty ones. You should only start with a flirty one if there's an established and strong physical chemistry and flirtation already.

1. I hope you're like my student loans; I want you to stick around for the rest of my life.

   
   

2. I must have a library book overdue because damn, you're fine.

   
   

3. I think you and I could make a covalent bond (for the chemistry teacher).

   
   

4. How about we conjugate yo and tú tonight? (For the Spanish teacher.)

   
   

5. Question: if you and I approach each other at a velocity of 2 feet per second, how glorious will that kiss be? (For the physics teacher.)

   
   

6. What do I have to do to get detention with you?

   
   

7. I'll follow your lesson plan to the letter.

   
   

8. Got any homework to give me? I'd love to do some.

   
   

9. To text or not to text... that is the question. (For the drama teacher.)

   
   

10. Hypothesis: You are the one for me. Data: You're funny, beautiful, smart, and charming. Analysis: My hypothesis was right. Conclusion: Let's go out.

    
    

Cheesy is a great way to go when it comes to teacher pick up lines. English teachers are more susceptible to cheesy ones because they often involve puns, and there isn't a teacher of English in the world who doesn't love a good pun. They won't be impressed if it's too cliche, though.

1. I want to be the one significant figure in your life. (for the math teacher)

   
   

2. Is there an equation to explain the chemistry between us?

   
   

3. I would never skip class if you were my teacher.

   
   

4. You make me wanna be the brightest student in class.

   
   

5. I feel like I'm picking up a whole new learning style with you.

   
   

6. Hey wanna sign my yearbook?

   
   

7. I'd love for you to explain to me the difference between you and thou in Old English.

   
   

8. I'll be the star student and get straight A's with you.

   
   

9. You can assign me as much homework as you want.

   
   

Can't go wrong with being sweet. It may be a bit much when first getting to know someone, so try sending one of these messages as you're approaching the third or fourth date. If you think the vibes are right for a sweet one, by all means, go for it.