+40 Dirty Tinder Pickup Lines: Sexy and Funny First Messages

Baby, are you a lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight.

Wanna share your side of the bed tonight?

Just to be clear, we're both heading for the same bed tonight, right?

Hey girl! I hope you believe in karma because I know a lot of good karma sutra positions.

What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

Can I give you an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but Down Under!

Though I usually avoid sunsets, I can't wait to see you go down.

I love your outfit in the first picture. I bet it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. Is that you?

Hey girl, I'm a fully-fledged meteorologist, and something's telling me you're in for a few inches tonight.

I'm having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?

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Aside from being incredibly sexy, what else do you do for a living?

Is the temp high inside? Or perhaps it's just you?

One of my friends told me girls hate oral. Do you want to help me prove him wrong?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

My best guess is that you enjoy it most when my balls bounce against your arse.

Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered; then, I'll nail you.

You must be my Tinderella because I will make that dress vanish at 12 am.

Hey girl, is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon.

Are you a washing machine? Because I want to put my dirty load in you.

How about we play Winnie the Pooh, and I stick my nose in your honey jar?

Let's play Barbie. I'll be Ken; you can be the box I come in.

You look like the lottery lady. Because in my mind, you're the one who's grasping up my balls.

Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.

Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you.

Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you.

Mixing concrete is your job? Cause you're making me stiff.

Why don't you assist me use the condom in my pocket before it expires tomorrow?

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Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?

That's a lovely outfit. Do you mind lending it to me after we have s*x?

Are you a campfire? Because you're hot, and I want s'more.

Are you a heap of messy crockery? ‘Cause I want to spend all night taking care of you.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a large bone for you to examine.

Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

Your lips look lonely. Wanna introduce them to mine?

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Life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.

I've heard of love at first sight, but I wasn't prepared for love at first swipe.

Are you my pinky toe? Because I'd like to bang you on all my furniture.

Did you hear that new Cardi B song? Want me to sing it to you?

Let only latex stand between our love.

Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Want to save water by showering together?

Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I swear, I can see myself in your pants.

Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?

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