60+ Dentist Pick Up Lines

Dentists are in a constant uphill battle to get their patients to take care of their teeth better. That's why you should show them that you actually listen to dentists. Drop little dental-related opening lines into the conversation to show them you respect their profession.

1. In case you date me, I should warn you about my sweet tooth.

   
   

2. I promise I'm one of the good ones who uses dental floss every day.

   
   

3. So what color is your interdental brush?

   
   

4. Maybe I can show you new ways to use a dental mirror.

   
   

5. How many times have you seen an erupted wisdom tooth?

   
   

6. You know, I actually don't mind the feeling of a dental scaler.

   
   

7. I promise I'm not trying to date you just to get a free dental implant.

   
   

8. Know why I have a beautiful smile? I use dental floss and brush softly in circles around the gum.

   
   

9. What's your favorite kind of polishing disc? Want to use one on me?

   
   

10. I'm a big believer in fluoride treatment. Everyone should be doing it.

    
    

11. I see my dentist every six months and my next appointment is coming up.

    
    

12. Did you know I brush softly at a 45 degree angle? It gets rid of plaque better. Also you're hot.

    
    

13. I don't mind the bad taste when giving a dental impression.

There are so many ways to make this topic funny. Neither of you even need to be a dentist; you can just drop these pickup lines in if the conversation becomes about dentistry.

1. I've always wanted to play dentist in the bedroom. Just don't comment on my upper left lateral incisor.

   
   

2. I may not be able to fill all your cavities, but I can fill your heart.

   
   

3. There are so many things I would do to your mouth.

   
   

4. Just having you in my life would be enough to prevent tooth decay.

   
   

5. I would claim to have a dental emergency just so you can lay me down and do things to my mouth.

   
   

6. I may not be a dentist, but I can find other ways to drill you.

   
   

7. There's a certain bodily fluid that contains zinc and calcium -- which are great for teeth.

   
   

8. Getting a tooth removed isn't that bad. It creates more room in the mouth for other things.

   
   

9. I don't have any cavities, but I have another hole that needs filling.

   
   

10. You're such eye candy I'm going to have my teeth pulled.

    
    

11. You must be a dentist; I see you and I just want to open wide.

    
    

12. Have you ever used one of those dental bibs for anything else?

    
    

13. I'm gonna drill you. Open up!

    
    

14. Hey baby, want a free root canal?

Let that special person in your life know that you're interested by using one of these creative flirty pick up lines.

1. You won't regret marrying me. I still floss regularly.

   
   

2. You can talk to me about how to prevent tooth decay all you want.

   
   

3. I have a sweet tooth -- not for desserts, but for handsome faces like yours.

   
   

4. I usually get nervous when I visit the dentist, but with you it's for a different reason.

   
   

5. You can tell me to lay down and open wide any time.

   
   

6. I've got a sweet tooth and a craving for you.

   
   

7. I'm calling about a dental appointment. How about 8pm downtown?

   
   

8. I don't need to be a dentist to know you have a nice smile.

   
   

9. I wish I was your dental hygienist so I could look at those pretty teeth more often.

   
   

10. I bet all the dentists compliment your white teeth.

    
    

11. I want to see you way more often than every six months.

As we all know, you have to brush your teeth and floss daily to keep your teeth healthy. A relationship is kind of the same; you spend every day with someone and watch love grow. Emphasize the similarities with these pick up lines. You don't need to have a sweet tooth to appreciate these.

1. I only trust a dentist when I'm told I have a great smile.

   
   

2. I may not be trained as a dental assistant, but I can make your life easier in every other way.

   
   

3. You're so sweet you might just be giving me tooth decay.

   
   

4. Eating you up would be so bad for my teeth, but still I wanna taste.

   
   

5. You know, I almost wouldn't mind getting a tooth extraction if you were the one doing it.

   
   

6. You might be the first dentist that doesn't scare me.

   
   

7. I'll sit in the waiting room as long as I need to if it means seeing you.

   
   

8. Loving you would be as easy as remembering to brush my teeth every morning and night.

   
   

9. Don't put me under anesthetic unless you want to hear me talk about how beautiful you are.

   
   

10. The things I would let you do to my mouth.

    
    

11. I could get a cavity filled by you and enjoy it.

    
    

12. You're like a dentist; I smile brighter after I see you.

Most dentists don't realize the flirting potential they have. As professionals who spend all day putting things into holes, dentists have the most expertise with sexual innuendo. The dirty dentist pick up lines almost write themselves!

1. Ever seen a sexy tooth fairy costume?

   
   

2. I've never done things in the bedroom involving a dental drill, but I'm down to try anything once.

   
   

3. You'll learn a lot about me from the dental impression I leave on your skin tonight.

   
   

4. Let's try a different kind of root canal.

   
   

5. Has your dental expertise ever come into play in the bedroom?

   
   

6. Treat me like one of your patients. Handle my mouth softly.

   
   

7. I need a dental filling. While you're at it, why don't you fill up some other holes.

   
   

8. How does a dental crown react to certain... fluids?

   
   

9. I hope you strap me down and treat me like the roughest dental hygienist you've ever known.

   
   

10. Treat me like a cavity and fill me up.

    
    

11. It's thanks to dentists like you that I know how to open my mouth so wide.

    
    

12. I'm one patient you won't need a dental x-ray to see inside of.